(via upontheheart)

thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

(via hangmans-pawn)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via soul-lotus)

theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

(Source: heavy-persuasion, via soul-lotus)

p33tur:

♫ RULE NUMBER THREE: 
WEAR UR HEART 0N UR CHEEK ♫

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via soul-lotus)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via soul-lotus)

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via soul-lotus)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via sorry)